clingoff

A friend who was once in a full-time committed relationship who always ditched his/her friends for his/her bf/gf. After the breakup a clingoff will usually reappear into their past circle of friends they once ditched and pretend like nothing is wrong!

'Hey guys! I'm back! What did I miss?'
'Like only... 6 months of inside jokes so you probably aren't going to understand anything we all say, oh and by the way when's my birthday?'
'Uh...'
'Wow look at you, you used to be the clingon and now you're the clingoff! Deuces'

by veavers June 14, 2013

Clingon

One who leches off healthy relationships and has no real friends of their own.

Person A: Who's the new person?
Person B: Clingon.

by Jim Harrock May 24, 2016

Clingon

A person who suffers from extreme oral fixation resulting in uncontrolled dick sucking in public restrooms with random men

Check dat' hoe she's clingon

by rediculouse z-train July 31, 2016

clingone

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 11, 2016

caligotnis

Being extremely horny

Hey I’m my girl told me she’s feeling like a caligotnis

by caligotnis November 15, 2020

CLINGO

THE WORD IS DERIVED FROM POOPING SOUND WHILE IN THE TOILE. ( MALAYALAM LANGUAGE )

*CLINGO SUPREMACY*

EG:- *FRIEND- HI DA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

*ME - I AM CLINGOING DA!

by MAKKACHI123 June 6, 2022

calango

The besta animal in the world

Oh my God. It's a Calango!

by calangopensador January 8, 2024