Caligulus

To perform Cunnilingus poorly, on a bloated dog.

Caligulus is so fucking lose.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Caligulan

The word that means everything and yet nothing at all. It means the best that could happen or the worst. It is all how you use it.

That was FREAKIN CALIGULAN. or damn that caligulan fool.

by Uber April 17, 2003

caligulance

1.) The exhibition of gross overspending, or abhorrent government excessiveness, always at the cost of and disregard of others.

2.) Acting in the behavior of a Roman emperor (particularly Caligula), enjoying pleasures of food and orgies to a degree of perceived insanity.

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's bar tab that the taxpayers picked up was borderline caligulance.

by Cam November March 14, 2015

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

Caligularis

Adj, describing a member, penis, shaft, phallus that is of supreme girth.

Adverb, Caligularisly

From the story where Caligula shared intimate, passionate exchanges with a horse.

Upon his revalation she saw he had been blessed CALIGULARISLY by nature.

by Tony du SXW2 March 8, 2022

Calagulate

Off food

What are you going to do with these chips , it’s going to calagulate in here

by Ballah February 6, 2021