Skip to main content

California cock roll

When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma
I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll

California swiss roll 

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep
Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

california rolling stop 

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.
That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.

California Rollover 

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl

California Roller Coaster 

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.