by Steven Calder February 19, 2006
Get the calderize mug.Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011
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A Filipino nick name for a male person named Carlo or Carlos. A person named "Caloy" is usually described as a very nice, smart, confident, sexy, funny and attractive male. This person is a born leader and a true genius, destined to become rich and famous. Almost perfect and very talented in bed.
He is god's gift to women and very blessed in the only thing that matters.
A Filipino nick name for a male person named Carlo or Carlos. A person named "Caloy" is usually described as a very nice, smart, confident, sexy, funny and attractive male. This person is a born leader and a true genius, destined to become rich and famous. Almost perfect and very talented in bed.
He is god's gift to women and very blessed in the only thing that matters.
Angela: I'm buying my sister a birthday present, what should I get her?
Gina: You must get "Caloy" for her! He is every girl's dream!
Gina: You must get "Caloy" for her! He is every girl's dream!
by Noah Webster V September 10, 2010
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Get the caddywhompus mug.One who’s born to be great. A person with this name will always be top dog never barks always bites. Makes BIG MOVES.
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