Caillou

A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.

Caillou made me search for my virginity.

by Pro December 28, 2004

Caillou gets grounded

Here is how a typical Caillou gets Grounded video goes:

Caillou: I am going to (Insert some kind of random action, such as going to Chuckie Cheese's, or eating cereal).

Caillou does said action, and then his parents, and sometimes Rosie appear.

Caillou's parents: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Caillou! How dare you (Insert said action)! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, for (Insert random extremely long number)! Go to your room, right now.

Caillou: (While walking to room)W a a A a a a Aa a a Aa a a a A a!

10 year old: I am going to make a Caillou gets grounded video, because Caillou sucks!

by Mrs. Potato 101 March 24, 2022

cailum

An individual who is adored by many but doesn't know it. He is has potential to break hearts and make someone go crazy. He is extremely handsome and smart, however he may not know it. He is quite matrue but acts immature. He has a beautiful mind and is thoughtful. Many thinks of him 24/7. He is humble and sweet. He may be popular and athletic. So really, Cailum is wonderful, amazing, and perfect. Nobody deserves him yet is blessed to have him. He is hard to understand but loved.

Cailum is over there, by those girls who are swooning over him.

by collinsdj December 31, 2014

cailyn

the nicest person in the world but if you get on her bad side she will treat you like a potato!

that cailyn is so nice and perfect

by audrey123456 June 22, 2018

Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

by Cailouisgay July 6, 2018

Caillou

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night

Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream

by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Caiti

amazing person, with alot usually going on. Tries to make things better when she can, just usually has drama or something going on. No matter where she goes shes usually a room lighter-uper. Shes is super flirtacious and is typically really nice and sarcastic. Shes good at all things creation wise, and is usually super artistic. Shes always a good friend, and tries her hardest to please people. Caiti's are awesome.

that girl is a caiti

by Knitting101 August 14, 2011