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the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007
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caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.
I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.
by Bohdar November 14, 2013
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Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.
"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."
by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013
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Caesar

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.
by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020
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Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007
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Caesar

Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.
Caesar flashed a smile my way and patted me on the head. Little did he know as he descended down the staircase, that no matter what he had said before, I was certainly falling in love with him...
by UntouchableLover April 12, 2011
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carseat

While making love to a woman from behind, rather than reaching under her arms to fondle her breasts, the partner reaches over her shoulders.

May be performed standing or sitting, or in a motor vehicle.
Jack and Jill usually carseat while making love. She says it is off the hook.
by Carseater March 27, 2010
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