ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

ass crackle by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011

Cackle Berry 

Australian slang for eggs.

Joe: Hey dude you want a cackle berry?

Zack: WTF?!

Cackle Berry by AJAJAJAJAJ March 8, 2009

Snip snap and crackle 

An annoying ass bitch/nigga who needs to stfu and learn their place when they speak.. Basically a whack ass person who need relevancy in their life.

Stfu you fucking snip snap and crackle.......

Snip snap and crackle by Chickenisonfire September 3, 2016

Crackle

Those little white stinky rocks of funk that you cough-up from the back of your throat. Super-powered funk is released if they are mashed between your fingers.

Man, get a whiff of this funky-ass crackle I just coughed-up!

Crackle by fatphilly September 15, 2006

Cackle 

An evil laugh performed by a slightly frightful 9 year old with a plate.

cackle

Cackle by chickensluvpie February 7, 2009

Cackle 

A collective noun for a congregation of white women. They can be categorized into two main types of sub-cackle: presumptuous twenty-somethings and middle-aged divorcees, although other sub-cackle do exist.

The bouncer cringed as the cackle made a series of "whoop!" sounds upon gaining entrance to the club.

Cackle by scheissvogel January 29, 2017

Crackle

An adjective describing the sound one hears when another individual occupies a nearby stall in a public restroom.

The worst part about the rest-stop was hearing the crackle next to me.

Crackle by rimjobasaurous October 9, 2010