cache, oklahoma

a small town outside the city of lawton, oklahoma. doesnt matter anyway, you dont wanna go here. its a town with a population of about 3,000– and about half of the people who live here live in trailer parks. did i mention that theres probably been like 5 murders at the trailer parks in just the past week? anyway, the population is made up of 99% racist, white people, that only come outside to go to the subway or sonic, since theres NO other restaurants. or they wanna see the cache band at the cache public school football games (we’re the only things that matter). but theyre cool i guess since theyre the only school with turf on their football field. but yeah, if you’re privileged enough to live in pecan valley, good for you. and if you go to lawton christian? that private school? fuck you.

“oh you live in cache, oklahoma? and go to their schools?”
“yes, i do”
“oh, youre the literal scum of the earth”
“:)”

by minguk September 21, 2019

Cache Creek

Town in central/southern BC, Canada.

damn! Cache Creek sucks ass, man

by Todd S. June 23, 2006

Cache Valley

A suburb of Salt Lake City that is known for its' cheees and... well that about it, well actually it has the highest mormans per capita, oh! and we also have one of the worst colleges in the country Utah State University.

Artard: lets go to Cache Valley!
Pimp: nigga are you dumb? if we go to Cache Valley They'll convert us to Mormons and feed us stanky cheese

by cjpink February 14, 2007

cache creek

a term used to describe any sort of moccasin-esque style of footwear

Wow Lindsay, your shoes are hella cache creek.

by Reese January 23, 2005

Cache Valley Mormon

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.

Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...

by Big Camp June 6, 2022

Cache la Poudre River

Why are hiding the powder

“Stop asking questions and Cache la Poudre River”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Mystery Cache

The designation of a type of geocache used in the GPS game of geocaching that contains an unknown element that needs to be figured-out before the location of the cache becomes knowable. Examples of mystery elements that a mystery cache could contain include: games to play , field puzzles using information found at the listed coordinates, information hidden within the cache page or content, passwords, ciphers or codes and many more possible unknowns.

Holy crap, it took me a week to discover that the password to that mystery cache was shamalamamoomoo!

by swagzombie June 15, 2016