cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

Souf Cakalacky

Slang for South Carolina, capital of the Dirty South.

Dem Souf Cakalacky girls are dope.

by Wedge71 February 19, 2008

Capalackin

Not lying or not a joke. Being totally serious even though it may sound like a joke. Being truthful.

"Capalackin'! You all have to write a fifty page paper, New Times Roman, size 5, in five hours!" Coach Newo said. Then he hollered. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by Big-Apple May 8, 2019

Catalack

The Entity

by 0niTTRay October 6, 2003

Cakalacky

i have no clue lisin to the song rubber band man

this is for my atl niggas my cakalaky niggas
from cakalacy to New Your (i live there bitches)

by will August 11, 2004

cackalacks

janessa

janessa is such a cackalacks

by peakyboy12345 June 19, 2021

Cackalacky

Refers to the Cherokee Native American tribe from South or North Carolina. Recently used to refer to a resident of South or North Cackalacky (Carolina).

Kevin Garnett paid tribute to his previous hometowns in 2006 after the Boston Celtics championship win by using the term South Cack, Cackalacky, for his birthplace of Greenville South Carolina.

by USC4444 May 18, 2021