texas caviar

A sexual act in which one partner eats an excess of assorted beans, salsa, and sweet corn, and then defecates onto the butt of his/her partner. The feces, typically runny, is then used as lubricant.

Yo, did you try Texas caviar with Elizabeth last night?

No bro, that shit's fucked up.

by Fifths fifths June 16, 2015

pink caviar

The female genitalia, from the perspective of performing cunnilingus.

"Honey, what are we eating tonight?"

"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"

"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."

by Bob Stein December 12, 2012

hippie caviar

Chia seed "pudding", created by soaking Chia seeds in a liquid such as milk or juice. Resembles the gooey texture of caviar.

"I made some organic triple shadowless vegan hippie caviar from Chia seeds, almond milk and cage free honey."

by skye1125 November 14, 2013

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 10, 2020

ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.

The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.

by androkyne June 29, 2021

girls who eat caviar

A person of the female gender who consumes expensive fish eggs commonly known as caviar.

Chad: "Do you girls eat caviar?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Chad: "So you are girls who eat caviar?"
Girls: "We are females who consume fish eggs."

by Chingchongweenie April 11, 2021

Caviar Party

Scat Party: Poo Party. Party that involved excretion.

Thomas Walton enjoyed that Caviar party so much he arranged another one immediately.

by ParamountPooPartyPresident October 15, 2009