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Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011
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Cabinet Gnome

Someone who doesn't get out much.
"Jenny is such a Cabinet Gnome!"
by Jacqui February 22, 2005
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Cabinet

(Philippine English)
A furniture equivalent to a dresser and sometimes closet.
cabinet

Put my clothes inside my cabinet.
by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012
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Cabinet

Where midgets live, according to R Kelly.
Not only is there a man in his cabinet...
But the man...

IS A MIDGET!
by Yaziyo March 5, 2008
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Cabinet Bomb

When you raid your parents drink cabinet and mix anything you can find together. Normally you would do this as a last resort.
Emily: scott couldn't get the drink for us

Tasha: fucks sake! ill just have to make a rank cabinet bomb.
by abigazzzz August 1, 2011
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Cabinet Food

The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.
Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.

Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.
by The Seanigan December 19, 2009
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Cabinet Booze

A mixture of a little of every type of booze found in a cabinet so nobody would notice any is missing. Usually used by 14 or 15 year olds stealing booze from there Parents.
This Tastes like shit What is It?

Cabinet Booze, Jack Daniels, Gin, Bacardi 151, Bacardi Limon, Johnnie Walker Black, Blue, Gold and red labels, Smirnoff Vodka and something called Glenfiddich
by That one boozer July 26, 2011
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