Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018

cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box

i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar

by benjani November 28, 2019

Cunt punt

When you aggressively kick a girl in the vagina simply for being a cunt.

Yo tasia is such a bitch. I am going to cunt punt her.

by Beia69 January 26, 2019

Cunt punt

When a woman get kicked in the va jj aka the virgins

One time I cunt punted a hoe so hard that she end Ed up in the next county.

by Ajobcg April 7, 2021

cunt punt

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018

Cunt Punt

To punch or kick a woman's vagina in anyway.

Girl 1: Bitch I'mma cunt punt you!
Girl 2: Lolwat?
Girl 1: HEADBUTT TO THE OVARIES!!

by MisterKay August 9, 2009

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018