Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

cumcatcher

See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.

Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

Cumcatcher

A tattoo on the asscrack of a woman.

Checkout the cumcatcher on her.

by Shane La January 18, 2008

cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

by phil November 14, 2003