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Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.
When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.
by CLS Husker February 8, 2010
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cocanaut

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine
I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.
by TheTallestPsychonaut July 16, 2021
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Nelson crandella

A creature best known for its curly locks,juicy fangs,small toe like clubbed thumbs,long pokey overhanged nose that is like a baby shark and long spindley portable legs

Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area
Look over there its Nelson crandella doing the butt slap,that butt slap turns me on,id like to put my slap in her butt
by Crabby and the crew June 17, 2016
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Craneflying

The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.

For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.

Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.

Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
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Crancy

The new Tiesto album is pretty crancy.

Crancy! Get out of class!
by avocadosushi February 3, 2010
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Cranbir

Oh hello sir, Cranbir!
by Cranbir December 3, 2017
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Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.
by Old Memes December 4, 2018
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