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24-7 of crimes, trials, and dramas.
by Saints October 13, 2003
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Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007
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Court sport

A really kind person who rules at sports that take place on any type of court. ( tennis, basketball,volleyball ect.) They are pretty awesome people to know.
Me: what's up court sport?

Court sport: Nothin much just ballin on the court.
by Casween July 21, 2013
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Court of Opinion

When you make a bold statement and a young man dares to challenge your views. You make a youTube video and he writes a comment under your video, at that second you realise you have fallen for his trap. You can never escape the court of opinion, he will follow you to the end of the world and back. Best be careful.
Man: Oh boy i sure do love making stuff
Court of Opinion: eh
Man: * existential dread*
by KNACKLOVER47 November 11, 2020
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Court General

The Court General can be found at any local gym or rec center. There is at least one in every pick-up game that gets going at the basketball court. This tool will not only be on your team, he will also hog the ball roughly 85% of the time, and won't hesitate to bark unintelligible orders at complete strangers on their team because of their great knowledge of the game. Amazingly, every time they play with others, they are having "the worst game of their lives," which they will yell after missing a shot as if that sort of thing never happens to them. Expect them to air-ball at least three 3-pointers and probably be on the losing side.
Steve: Our team might have won, but i had a guy on mine who shot 0-18 and didn't pass it to anyone. He sucked ass.

Gary: Court General, huh? They're the worst.
by waytoofast33 August 26, 2007
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Court Rat

The weirdos that can be seen smoking, skating, smoking hookah or just sitting around the courtyard of any major university at any and all hours. They usually have a 4:1 guy/girl ratio and often have a reputation for antics around the freshman population.
"All the drinks are gone"
"Well, we can always go mess with the court rats."
by JohnBoyChildren April 11, 2009
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court suit

the suit everyone has in their closet that they only wear when they have to go to court.
"Tam, lemme borrow your court suit. i got a hearing at 2 and i let my sister use mine."
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"that dude's fine"
"pffft, you just sayin that cuz he got his court suit on."
by majorapril July 27, 2008
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