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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
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counting problem

The counting problem is also known as "Tarski's revenge."

It stands alongside two major problems in mathematics called the "compositional-unit problem" and the "unit-of-measurement problem." It is trying to determine how many points there are in an object.
Tarski's nihilism indicates that infinity plus an uncountable number of exterior points equate to an infinite number of points.

This is the solution to the counting problem.

A NON-Tarski object has the uncountable points on the INTERIOR surface with the infinite points; indicating that Godel's incompleteness theorem is stating that mathematics is unable to count the uncountable set of Tarski-points if they lie to the interior of the surface.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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Counting Change

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
by akendall July 8, 2009
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counting waiters

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!
by aly-b September 27, 2011
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Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
by Uwe11 January 11, 2009
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Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"
Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.
by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009
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Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.
Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep
by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004
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