confusion

im the definition of confusion

oh like @possiblyasb then

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get your self a collins dictionary im the deffinition of confusion and theirs just a picture of me smilling

by P-p-p-platinum August 22, 2021

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011

confusion and delay

Sir Topham Hatt's catchphrase when he's cross with his engines.

You have caused confusion and delay!

by zmtk43 September 2, 2020

Confusion Stutter

The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.

Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.

by jaydawg3000 July 3, 2009

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011