The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
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Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."
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I like to rant about Waco and what a violation of posse comitotus, but I don't even know enough about posse comitatus to spell it correctly.
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Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.
Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.
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Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.
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Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.
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"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."
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Comic Sans is quite possibly the greatest font ever invented; if only for the simple fact that it has been historically proven to be the single, most effective tool in the arsenal of the Internet troll. Few other things can inspire such universally uniting hatred, especially with almost no effort whatsoever. Regardless of where it is displayed, and no matter how little is written, the use of Comic Sans is virtually guaranteed to ignite the masses into writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of retaliatory pablum. People will literally come running in from other rooms just to type something angry on the keyboard.
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"Did you just Comic Sans on this forum? Did you seriously just come in here and . . .?"
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
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