shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster
by G-DUDE May 27, 2006
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cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip
Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."
by Tight Gonk October 27, 2008
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cockmaster

john is a big raging cockmaster, he loves biting the D!
by daniel attaway January 09, 2003
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cockmaster

Noun. A huge weiner drawn in any public surface as dusty rear windows, bathrooms or anyone's face while passed out.
"Man, I drew a gigantic cockmaster in Randall's forehead"
by Ademar May 02, 2007
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shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.
Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.
by almighty jed April 09, 2006
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horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses
Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!
by Aaron McMillin August 29, 2003
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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 04, 2007
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