Clammy Fingers

When you finger a girl and her vagina smells like shell fish.

Susan gave Jim clammy fingers yesterday. He couldn’t get the smell off.

by ILoveToSpooge February 1, 2020

clammy anderson

An ancient and historically sought after exercise in sexual deviance said to have been so disgusting that it propmted capitalism. Six participants lie back on a handmade mat shitting wildly like a wall fountain. Originated as a cultural right of passage, Asia Minor

An alchemist spends his life searching for a recipe that produces gold from metal. A clemist, such as I, have already discovered and translated the riddles of human sexual curiosity at its finest: the clammy anderson

by fuck you who gives January 22, 2009

Clammy Anus

Unlike Swamp Ass where your entire ass is wet from sweat, Clammy Anus can be described as moist and sticky and only surrounding the rectum with some possible migration down to the taint. Where Swamp Ass occurs due to heat or heavy activity and smells mostly like BO, Clammy Anus is the result of seepage due to sickness or flatulence. The odor, while more subtle, is the combination of sick and poo. Not pleasant. Chaffing is less likely with Clammy Anus, but the sticky nature makes wiping ones ass more difficult as the paper is very likely to stick and tear along the affected area.

In general, you can imagine clams left out at room temperature for too long to describe the feel and smell of Clammy Anus.

After drinking too much last night and not feeling well today I was suffering from a classic case of Clammy Anus.

by Lewes Kram December 28, 2012

clammy chowder

When one eats a handfull of shmagma from under the foreskin of a friend, then regurgitates it into the vagina of a woman, and proceeds to use it as lube while performing intercourse. (Also can be used during anal sex)

Last weekend, after marissa and I ate dinner, I took her back to my place and john and I made her some clammy chowder...

by Tom Soler December 9, 2011

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg December 9, 2011

clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

by Coup April 9, 2014

clammy clam

A condition where the vagina becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist vagina.

"How was work, Jenna?" "It was hot today, I've got a clammy clam."

by Themaninorangesauce November 18, 2015