Definitions by Coup

clammy cello 

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

clammy cello by Coup April 9, 2014