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chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.
by grant leon October 18, 2007
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Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."
by tastercakes July 3, 2011
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chocolate ass cake

n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 22, 2004
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Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!
by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021
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Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.
I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.
by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018
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Chocolate Pound Cake

When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.
Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.
by J.J.D. July 11, 2007
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Chocolate fudge cake

When your girlfriend shits in your mouth and then you proceed to give her oral sex.
Dude I have her a chocolate fudge cake last night.
by RankDank123 July 19, 2017
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