chess

game for fucking nerds

bro that guy plays chess? he gets absolutely no bitches

by urmumsleftnut November 23, 2021

Chess

A boy who is perverted, sweet, nice, and rambunctious at most times. He will tease you and joke with you but hokd you and calm you down when needed. He makes lots of sexual jokes and is someone who is easy to get along with as long as you can handle a few penis and sex jokes here and there. He will never fulky say it when he meets you but he's also very cuddly. He's also attractive and gorgeous and all those other nice words.

"That guy is so weird and sexual.."
"He's really attractive too."
"I bet he's a Chess"

by rainerainrae May 28, 2014

Chess

Chess is a very handsome , funny, and athletic guy. He is the person you want to hang out with. he's usually smart. They attract the most beautiful girls, Chess usually has a big penis too. Chess is a great friend and is very positive too.

Chess is a great friend to have , and also is funny.

by goggleface October 15, 2015

Chess

The piece movement

Most chess players are pacifist pussies who can't win a real fight.

by Moosifer821 December 28, 2020

chess

A pointless board game played by those with nothing better to do other than fool around with wooden figurines.

Let's play chess instead of doing something productive.

by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

Chess

A funny way of saying yes, can also be used to describe jizz.

Oh chess, i just chessed myself.

by chess mate May 1, 2011

CHESS

Chess is kinda like saying yes but you really mean it. Or you are really happy and all you can say is CHESS!

Hot girl: do you want to go out with me
You: CHESS!!
Or
Mom: we are going to Disney land!
You:CHESS!

by Machinemma5 April 19, 2018