CF

CF or Cunt Face, a derogatory term used to describe one displaying Cunt Face-like characteristics; such as, but not limited to:

Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig

The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.
"Hey everyone, I'm gonna play 'Stairway to Heaven' come sing along"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"
by thoreau222 November 24, 2007
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The word "Cf" (pronounced "seff") is an abbreviation of the word "Seff", which is an abbreviation of "selvfølgelig", which means of course. Cf is a very cool word used only on chatrooms and facebook, never when you talk (when you talk, "seff" is used instead, although these two words are pronounced the same way), and only by the wickedest of the wicked.
Cf I'm going to be on MSN today!
by Hedvig October 30, 2007
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People who fuck their 1st cousins.
We are a very loving family, we are CF's!
by mackmaster January 14, 2005
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The abreviation for compact flash.
CF is used in cameras.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004
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Acronym for Cruelty-Free. CF products do not test on animals that have been imprisoned in tiny cages and sentenced to a lifetime of chemical abuse. Anything vegan must be CF, although not all CF products are vegan.
Person 1: "OMG I love my new CF foundation!"
Person 2: "Oh it's cruelty-free? That's pretty awesome that you'd go out of your way to find such products."
Person 1: "Of course! I'm vegan so it would be immoral for me to buy something that exploited animal suffering. :)"
Person 2: "I totally admire your dedicated compassion."
by Luunn October 04, 2016
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Chem Fun / Chem Sex = Sex on drugs
'I'm defo (not) into CF' ~ I'm defo (not) into having sex while being high
by \msb\ February 28, 2017
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Not too sure. Apparently it’s an insult, but if you ask the person what it means, they refuse to tell you, laugh, and mock you. Or maybe it’s supposed to mean, the absence of meaning. In other words, when you’re too dumb to make a comeback, you just call somebody a cf because you don’t care you’re a dipshit. You strive to be stupid. Dumb-fuckery was your elective in middle school, and you flunked out of that class just to prove to all your other retarded-as-shit friends that you were the biggest fucking king dodo bird of them all.

I’ll go with that.
Me: what’s your deal, man?

King Dodo: u’s a cf like frfr >;’D~
by rock_roll_ride January 23, 2018
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