Skip to main content
Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.
I talked to Cesar today. Biggest mistake of my life bro.
Cesar by speakingfacts.fr June 10, 2020
A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.
Oh man, I don't want to hang out with that guy! He is a total Cesar!
Cesar by JRTee Man June 12, 2013
mexican jew that is so cheap he can't even pay for the company he bought. when he gets angry his eyes bulge out of his skull and his teeth grind like clutch. he beats his chest like a gorila then goes home and beats his gorilla wife. he thinks hes a big shot in his big dumb red truckkk but nobody gives a fuckkk. hes got more kids than a sock got holes. he wants a fortune but all he got was a cookie in emily.
Employee: yo Cesar how bout a coffee?

Cesar: LOL I CANT AFFORD THAT GET OUTTA MY OFFICE
cesar by TTom October 16, 2012
a fat person who eats alot and plays black ops all the time and his dad beats him in the shower
That dude is so cesar .
Hey are yu Cesar?
Cesar by shaplapo April 27, 2011
A smug arrogant prick who impregnates his underage girlfriend and then has to give up his Ivy League beaner scholarship to come back home and get a job he isn't qualified for at the company his beaner-baby-momma's father works at.
Man, Cesar really screwed up when he got that chick knocked up, but it will be ok because soon he will be the boss of all these people that hate him at his new job.
Cesar by Servilius Casca November 4, 2012
A person who cheats on people and who does not know how to manage. Also known as an ass whole. One to stay far away from. Someone with no knowledge, someone who has basically no life. Someone who can stay far away and never come back.
Beware of the Cesar!
If I see a Cesar I'll kick him in the nuts.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FAIL!
Cesar by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011