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Lip caterpillar

The stage of a young mans moustache near the end of his adolescent years. When the hair above his upper lip looks more than just smeared dirt. The hair grows long and prickly. If you were blind folded and someone told you to run your finger across it and you had to guess what it was, it would be a caterpillar.
The BIG caterpillars with long spikey hairs you see on leaves, but instead above a young mans upper lip. There for called a lip caterpillar.

Conversation ex:
Gal- "What's that on your face?"
Guy- "Oh this? It's my lip caterpillar."
Gal- "May I pet it?"
Guy- "It might bite."
by Cosmosmosis January 30, 2012
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Caterpillar Noise

1. The noise of a caterpillar

2.A strange amusing noise that can be heard by everyone but the maker. The noise usually occurs when the maker believes they are not talking. The maker of this noise is usually quite offended or surprised and they deny making such odd sounds.

3. A fictional noise people pretend to hear to bother those who cannot hear it.
1. "Hey did you see that caterpillar" said Fred. "No" said Tony "But I heard it"

2."Hey Jessie you made caterpillar noises again" "No Anneka shut up I did not make caterpillar noises they don't exist" "Yes they do" "You suck"

3."Hey did you hear that catepillar noise, Jazza?" "No Desmond wait catrpillar noise?" "You can't here it?" "Umm I'm worried now"
by Nom de Pleum October 3, 2010
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Woolly caterpillar

A small white penis or black penis but never an Asian penis surrounded by lots of very dark pubic care that has lots of come in and it is very very attractive and most women find woolly caterpillars a real turn on and want them inside of their bodies so they can come and The woolly Catapillar's will cum and everybody comes and comes and comes.
She wanted to lick the woolly caterpillar , but she couldn't because there was too much hair
by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017
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Angry Caterpillar

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.
I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.
by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012
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muddy catepillar

when a man shits his pants so bad that it moves to the front and gets his dick and balls all muddy.
nurses sometimes have to clean up muddy catepillars.
by Michelle and Laura August 6, 2007
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caterpillar brows

When someones eyebrows are so big and bushy, they look like they could crawl off of the persons face.
by Mizz AB January 3, 2008
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caterpillar-sex

A chain of men, standing in a circle are having simultanious anal sex with each other. To accomodate this, the uneven members of the chain provide the movement, while the rest remains stationairy.
The phenomenon is said to look like a caterpillar.
Caterpillar-sex is said to be extremely pleasureable, but it takes a lot of practice.
"At a kinky party, Matthijs meets the people he found on the internet to have caterpillar-sex with."
"I want to caterpillar you at the gay-bar"
by Ireentje September 12, 2006
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