A Biblical Catastrofuck

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond

"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"

by Nhlamza February 8, 2019

catamite

A young male kept by an older male as part of a homosexual relationship; a male concubine, prostitute, sex slave, or man-bitch. Implies that the younger male is the more submissive of the two.

Lil Wayne is Birdman's catamite, as well as that of many other men.

by nkoalahu December 14, 2010

catamite

In Graceo-Roman tradition, a boy kept for sexual purposes.
Informally, a younger male lover.

I picked up Ben from the college bar, and he stayed with me as my catamite until he graduated.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010

Tahitian Catamaran

When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two ass cheeks).

Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".

by Gooeyduck January 21, 2015

Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.

Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

catastrophy

Misspelling of 'catastrophe'. One of those scenarios when you know the word looks wrong, but you can't figure out what's wrong with it.

I mispelled 'catastrophy'.

by How Inane December 8, 2010