cuntaclysm

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.

"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"

by rain2o September 7, 2009

Catalyst

Damon Salvador

The most exciting love stories have a catalyst person in it.

by Wrong person to love June 2, 2018

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Food Catalyst

Consumption of a sweet food resulting in the need for a salty food and vice versa.

"These peanuts are a food catalyst."

by brish May 11, 2009

catalystic

Someone/something that brings about change easily through quatities of themselves.

Stephany's speech was so catalystic. It really got me thinking.

by Slate.scl July 29, 2016

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008

cumaclysm

A cumaclysm is defined as a giant ejaculation so massive that its impact is like that of a cataclysm or catastrophe.

Her ass looked like it had been hit by a cumaclysm.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008