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Ding-dong cart

It's what an ice cream truck is called in Western Massachusetts
Kid 1: "Hey, is that a ding-dong cart"
Kid 2: "Yup, let's go get a Hoodsie Cup"
by wmadddd May 17, 2009
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Bombo, push the grass cart!

Jamaican
A mild child's way of swearing to avoid the more vulgar bombopussyrasscloth. Usually sung like a song and is often misheard for the vulgar version due to it's tricky rhyming words.
Student: Miss, Eey don't want him 'pon my team. Cho! Bombo, push the grass cart!

Teacher: What did you say?

Student: nothing, miss.
by Tropical Rythms October 12, 2019
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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
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hotel cart diving

Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.
We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.

3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!

The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!
by BayAreaWillI September 16, 2013
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Mariah-Carey-Money

Insane amounts of money typically made from the music business.
Yeah, he made a few bucks from that one hit, but it was no Mariah-Carey-Money.

Rihanna is hot, but she aint making Mariah-Carey-Money.
by BtotheG May 15, 2011
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Carly Fiorina

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
by DMGUSA June 25, 2018
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The Carly Fiorina

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
by DMGUSA August 21, 2017
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