Carnie Party

Used to describe someone getting raped at while attending a traveling carnival.

"Hey did you guys hear about Jessica's carnie party? Last week she was raped by the lion tamers at the carnival"

by Ulle33 October 18, 2022

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Pole carnie

a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.

Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.

Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.

stripper

by Worlemw January 26, 2011

Suicidal Carnie

A sex act which uses a normal man, a midget of any sex, and an old fashioned hanging gallow. The man positions himself under the gallow and begins to jack it while the midget positions itself in the traditional hanging style. At about the time the man has reached climax the midget pulls the rope releasing the drop floor and falling on top the mans penis to achive orgasim. "The Suicidal Carnie"

Man 1-Did you see that horrible sex act?

Man 2-Yes,what was it called?

Man 1-The Suicidal Carnie.

by ANG243 August 1, 2008

bar carnie

The person (usually a woman) who solicits nightclub patrons to buy funeral grade flowers for exorbitant prices. Like all carnies, her sales pitch is a simple one: Buy overpriced goods for your female companion or end up looking like a cheapskate.

Damn, the bouncers let a bar carnie in. Let's hit the dance floor before she tries to sell us a $20 rose!

by Dave MZ September 7, 2005

Indian Cook Carnie Style

The act of one rubbing anothers penis in the form on an indian burn as if his penis is at hot dog at a carnival.

Hey brocacho i will indian cook carnie style if i have to?

by The King of Ass May 21, 2011