calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011

calorieblast

a blast of calories. Can be used in a form of ultimate calorieblast i.e A) a large assumption of calories or B) a work-out where you blast a lot of calories
c) In times of extreme calorie blasting, you can preface the word with the sound "nnngghhhhh" indicating a stronger, harsher calorie blast

a) "That carrot cake is a CALORIEBLAST"
b) Running 5 miles is a CALORIEBLAST
c) nnnggghhhhhhhhCALORIEBLAAAAAAAAAAAST

by JJelly BBean February 5, 2009

30 calories

30 calories refers to a vagina, because when you eat out then that’s actually 30 calories.

“Ayy imma eat 30 calories tonight”

by thebaneofmyexistance January 14, 2019

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

calorie-neutral run

A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.

Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.

by geekinthepinkypink September 25, 2011