Cael Sanderson 

One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.

Jesus reincarnated.

Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?

Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.

Cael Sanderson by Billy Billster June 21, 2009

Cael Sleep Paradox 

This is the paradox that results in the deficiency of somnolence.

Cael Sleep Paradox = Sleep is for the weak and I would not be able to sleep knowing that I am weak.

Cael Sleep Paradox by L4ce November 6, 2021

Cael Simpson 

Has a huge scholong

Cael Simpson is huge

Cael Simpson by Jet Grimes February 15, 2022

cael moore

broke BOY

That dude is a CAEL MOORE!

cael moore by CAEL MOORE November 7, 2018

Cael moore

This cunt has swag the haters think he's broke which objectively is true but he's far richer than them in heart and mind and deep down they wish they were as sick as the king of nangs price of belligerents and president of tonar street

I hate cael Moore so much but I wish I had his life cos mines depressingly boring

Cael moore by Tonarsonar November 13, 2019

cael collins

A Jewish transgender who loves weird fetishes but when you see him/her from a distance they kind of look like a string bean cucumber salad 🥗

There is cael collins I love being around him during Hanukkah!

cael collins by Harryweesel November 23, 2021

dirty cael 

when you work in McDonald's and piss in people's sprite while not drinking water for 8 days

I pulled a dirty cael on those customers

dirty cael by mr hayes December 8, 2024