A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.
Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
Get the Buy A Tent mug.To Go Buy A Drink means to stop cockblocking, essentially leaving your friend and the girl alone. It is expected that you will do this without being told, but it is often the case that your friend will say "go buy a drink", at which point you must vacate the premises.
Guy talking to girl: Hey, I really like your outfit today!
Guy's Friend: Yeah it looks nice
Girl: Aww thanks!
Guy to friend: Hey man, can you go buy a drink or something?
Example 2
Guy: Hey man, I'm going to go talk to that cute girl over there.
Friend: Alright I'll go buy a drink
Guy's Friend: Yeah it looks nice
Girl: Aww thanks!
Guy to friend: Hey man, can you go buy a drink or something?
Example 2
Guy: Hey man, I'm going to go talk to that cute girl over there.
Friend: Alright I'll go buy a drink
by antlerskettering October 21, 2009
Get the Go Buy A Drink mug.A game involving a repetitive circle of questions and response which always starts with, "Want to buy a duck?"
This game requires a great deal of memory and is fun to play while under the influence of alcohol if for no other reason than to laugh at others. It is also played at camps in order to encourage bonding.
This game requires a great deal of memory and is fun to play while under the influence of alcohol if for no other reason than to laugh at others. It is also played at camps in order to encourage bonding.
Person 1: “Do you want to buy a duck?”
Person 2:“a what?”
P1: “A Duck”
P2: “Does it quack?”
P1: “of course it quacks!”
P2: “Then I’ll buy it.”
The second person then adds to the game buy asking a third to buy something else.
P2: “want to buy a ####?”
P3: “a what”
P2: “a what?”
P1: “a duck!”
P2: “a ####!”
Etc.
Person 2:“a what?”
P1: “A Duck”
P2: “Does it quack?”
P1: “of course it quacks!”
P2: “Then I’ll buy it.”
The second person then adds to the game buy asking a third to buy something else.
P2: “want to buy a ####?”
P3: “a what”
P2: “a what?”
P1: “a duck!”
P2: “a ####!”
Etc.
by pengin9 August 30, 2006
Get the Want to buy a duck? mug.A question used to show how you have no idea what someone is talking about. It comes from Wheel of Fortune when a contestant does not know the correct answer so they say "Can I buy a question mark?" instead of "Can I buy a vowel?"
by Sizzle15 April 21, 2011
Get the Can i buy a question mark? mug.What you say to someone who is being cheap.
Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."
Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
by Team Twat October 25, 2010
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Get the lets go buy a sizzel and smoke a bizzel mug.by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 5, 2021
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