BUTTMUNCH

An annoying jerk, kinda like a person who is mean to you ,so you'd call them a buttmunch.

Nathan A. is a buttmunching moron.

by Snot Sergeant April 11, 2004

buttmunch

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

by Jen June 4, 2003

Buttmunching

When two people put their assholes together and one person shits causing the other person to “eat it” with their asshole.

When my girlfriend and I were buttmunching the other day, I felt a great sense of fulfillment as my asshole munched on her shit.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

buttmunch

A person who enjoys chewing on asses for a living. The unsuspecting victim will end up with a sore ass full of teeth marks. Usually they will consume the shit of their unsuspecting prey.

"The buttmunch is coming to munch on you butt!"

Buttmunch: "Mmmm...I loves them asses!"

by Notta butmuncher November 14, 2006

buttmunch

Someone who tosses the proverbial salad

Monkey boy is such a buttmunch, no-one likes a buttmunch.

by Lifestyles of the rich and famous March 24, 2003

buttmunch

sum bitch that likes to piss people off. favorite hobby is annoying people. looks down on people even if they're tall. teehee.

"ohhhhmygawwwdd she is SUCH a buttmunch - she stole my boyfriend..."

by princesssparkle February 18, 2006

buttmunch

Someone who likes to munch the butt. I.E. Ashley.

OK, buttmunch.

by andrea January 26, 2003