by Kezia McDildo November 11, 2007
"I left that buttfucker alone in my house for two minutes before he was on my dog like stink on shit"
by SHARRRTED March 20, 2018
punishment one receives after incompetence at work, usually performed by manager or senior member of staff
why the fuck did you do that! jesus h christ im gonna take you down that cellar and bend you over that 22 galloner and give you the buttfucking only piles in a puff's palace would stop!!
by TomUK May 07, 2006
a situation in which you buy a product/service online and the company you payed did not provide the product, thus cheating you out of your money for nothing.
by Joebloe November 22, 2002
To light your cigarette off of someone else's cigarette. Usually done by annoying faggots who never seem to have a lighter.
Butt, meaning cigarette. Fuck, meaning to steal your lit cigarette end.
Butt, meaning cigarette. Fuck, meaning to steal your lit cigarette end.
by AshHole11 June 18, 2011
1. The process of buttfucking someone else. On the semiotic level, the term to buttfuck, different to the more commonly used inverted form fuck butt, stresses the importance of the butt in contrast to the mere process of penetration alone. Thus any real butt pirate prefers the term to buttfuck instead of to fuck butt.
2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.
3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.
4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.
2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.
3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.
4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.
1. To fuck butt a butt-slut's buttered butt is great, but to buttfuck a butt-slut's buttered butt is even greater.
2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!
3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.
4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?
2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!
3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.
4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?
by El Schmucko Grande February 08, 2010