Short bus rider

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.

When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.

by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

Bus Rider

Usually a friend (or acquaintance) who is very cheap in almost every way and won't admit it.

Scott is such a bus rider when it comes to group dinners--he only pays for what he ordered, making the whole "let's just divide the bill so we can go to the party" all but impossible.

by standers November 15, 2004

short bus riders

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"

Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

by natedogg51 May 3, 2014

rides the bus

(v., intransitive) to be the tits, the shit, the man, the bee's knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that God is one cool freaking dude.

object rides the bus, as in
"Is that T-Rex with the combat boots beating up Vince Shlomi?"
"Yeah, it would appear so, my good man."
"Wow. That rides the bus."

by SlipSlapJack July 14, 2009

rides the little yellow bus

A sarcastic phrase used to describe a persons mental awareness or personality traits.

Tim rides the little yellow bus! Another example.
Oh my God, Tim is so cool, he rides the little yellow bus.

by Sandy kay June 27, 2006

busrider

the term busrider was started by Fabio, and refers to his near death experience riding a "bus" aka rollercoaster, and quickly entering the tunnel as a seagull collided with his hideous grill turning him into a "busrider"

Max: wussup paul, lemme break you off.
Paul: ...
Max: max gonna getchaaa!
Fabio: the boy Paul is a busrider

by Lee-Lo and Snitch September 7, 2008