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Bostonian

A generation archetype of polo wearing, private school attending, and inherently capitalistic infected youth. Usually a die-hard sports fan (Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox) that thinks he or she is bamf, and almost always associated with pseudo-rebellion practices such as excessive weed and booze consumption. Although Bostonians are raised and born in Boston Mass, they will typically have a beach house in cape cod, and are materialistic although they frequently deny it. Their parents are incompetent morons who live a happy empty life with their hoard of massive cash, and will supply a future to their children after paying off Harvard to accept them. They are often mildly interested in alternative rock, and could be compared by analogy to preppy classy gwedos, and are often scoffed at by New Yorkers. Bostonians can also be refered to boston stoners, a derogatory although sometimes endeering name for completely avarage weed adicts whose mass conformity in moccasins/loafers and slacks leave them as a slightly laughable argile failure of prototype. Everyone pretends to stand them while secretly laughing. Warning: to those of you shaking your head, this probably applies to you.
*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this definition.*
Julia: Dude, I spent all summer on the vineyard, If I see another Bostonian I swear to god, I'm gonna run down the street burning a red sox jersey and american flag, then politely ask them to eat shit and die.

Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their weed with roofies and hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.
by Ju Ju Bee November 11, 2009
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buttonman

life is a BUTTonMAN; it can LEAPPPPP off your sraightjacket at ANY time!
by buttonmanpoopalot July 1, 2008
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Buttoning

The act of placing ones schlong into the belly-button of a person.
Marc: My belly button is tight like a tiger!
Dwayne: I am turned on.
Marc: u wanna try buttoning.
Dwayne: Okay, I'll ask Martin for a condom
Martin: GO-GO-KARTIN
by PeetrMurfee August 20, 2011
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Bumbonian

Bumbonian is the art of something being bumbo the origins of this world are from the hermitcraft server built by the unimportant Iskall85 jumbo cactoni the original bumbo is an alternate persona for mumbo jumbo
Mumbo should build something bumbonian in hermitcraft season 6.
by Bumbonian July 27, 2018
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Burtonite

A mindless male, with no sense of individuality. Is a carbon copy of his peers and usually adopt the manequin pose of those in the windows of Burton. Can usually be found roving in large drunken crowds in town centres at night. Usually the types that get involved in fights.

Not to be confused with the chav species, they generally have enough cash to buy decent clothes, but unfortunately choose the worst shop.
"Ugh, I hate those boys, they are such Burtonites"
by Jo^4 August 29, 2007
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bustonian fart

When someone ejaculates in your buttocks and follows with a fart to form a cum-bubble.
Yo bro, I wanna give that bitch a bustonian fart!
by DickRod69 March 23, 2017
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bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
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