burst kebab 

"the village bicycle's downtown area"

Ned 1: "Big Olga was aw er you last night by the way"
Ned 2: "you didnae go near her did ye..? She must have a snatch like a burst kebab"

burst kebab by Journeyman August 29, 2007

burst ye

Scots for "punch the shit out of you"

Come here ya wee dick and I'll burst ye!

burst ye by infamous budgerigar July 4, 2016

burst like a kipper  

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

burst like a kipper by 429qa May 23, 2008

Burst Kite 

Burst Kite pronounced Bus Kite, is another name for a promiscuous woman.

When a Kite is Burst it cannot follow a direction and as a result it flies anywhere and everywhere.

That girl is a burst kite, we ran a train on her last week!

Look at that Burst kite nah, me and my partner tired hit that!

Burst Kite by Simplee October 6, 2009

Burst Balloon 

Noun, describing the appearance of an anus after a lengthy and/or violent period of abuse from fingers, penises, dildos, broom handles, what-have-you.

Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.

Burst Balloon by goody5 December 7, 2010

Burst the Cherry 

When a girl has sex for the first time and bleeds in the vaginal area.

When blood came out of the girls vagina, he new he burst the Cherry.

Burst the Cherry by gunit69 June 23, 2007

burst couch 

A large, flabby vagina.

"She looked hot, but her minge was like a burst couch".

burst couch by tufty1 April 14, 2009