burnardo

A handsome loving man who is loyal to his girl. He is really romantic and has a sensitive side.

Someone who loves being around his friends and keeps it 100.

Some who is normally happy and doesn't get mad easily.

Someone who is trustworthy and you can tell them anything and they won't tell anyone. They will take it to their grave.

Someone who is a lot of fun!

When he gave his girlfriend those flower. He was being such a Burnardo.

by connectingplswait February 9, 2015

barnyard style

To attend a restaurant without placing a reservation prior, like a barnyard animal would, barnyard style.

Kimothy: “Did you call ahead?”
Bryant: “Yeehaw.”
Kimothy: “…?”
Bryant: “Course not. We’re going barnyard style.” 🐄

by Happy Birthday Brian April 4, 2022

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

barnyard fuck

The barnyard fuck is where you sneak into a farm/barn and rape all the animals in the ass with some apparatus. For Example: Broom handle, cucumber, baseball bat, knife, etc. Don't ever do this.

Hey Seth let's go to my dad's ranch and have a barnyard fuck ... Our chickens are ovulating.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Burnwarding

To invite yourself to something

Damn, Burnward really is Burnwarding himself into another raid.

by aaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa November 1, 2021