Ron Burgundy

The awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the masses.

Greeting: "Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Pained: "Knights of Columbus that hurts!" Defensive: "I’m not a baby, I’m a man; I am an ANCHORMAN!" Joking: "I have some very urgent and important breaking news…CANNONBALL!"

by Ron Burgundy July 16, 2004

ron burgundy

Head of the legendary Channel 4 news team

-Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

by ill bavid March 25, 2005

Bureaucrat

Generally seen as lacklusters who at the same time want efficiency and who are usually associated with big things like the civil service and wads of paperwork. Though generally such types don't exist anymore, the stereotypical bureaucrat's favourite colour is brown of some variety and enjoys sucking the life out of stuff by involving lots of forms and not doing a lot themselves by delegating responsibilities yet retaining their power. Bureaucracy is thus a negative thing and to be avoided at all costs. You must remember not all bureaucrats are bad, look at Sam Lowry in Brazil. He just tried to correct someone else's mistake and so ended up...well i'd better not spoil it if you haven't seen the film but its bad. Thus disproving the point if all the good ones...having something bad happen. Just avoid bureacrats and all those kids whom aspire to be ones.

Examples of such bureaucracy containing bureaucrats for you to avoid include Banks, The Civil Service in Yes (Prime) Minister, 1984, Brazil Ministry of Information, Vogons

by TedV48 January 9, 2008

burgundian

Satisfying a woman with the shocker, while she is menstruating.

As Jimmy sat on the bed staring at his fingers, now a burgundian shade of red, he realized that the slut he just shocked was having her period.

by rms_497 January 3, 2006

burgadert

really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)

(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world

by rainbow jones December 28, 2011

Bureaudynamics

Any change or improvement to an organisation will always result in processes becoming more bureaucratic, even if the change is specifically designed to reduce bureaucracy.

Office worker 1: Dude! I thought those changes were meant to cut red tape, but it just seems to have made things even more complicated!
Office worker 2: Yep, you can't fight the law of bureaudynamics!

by Petey-sac July 6, 2017

burgundy

Used to describe having a big booty.

Person 1: Hey look its Kim over there
Person 2: Kim got that BURGUNDY

by odappa December 23, 2020