Butchers Danger Wank 

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

Butchers Danger Wank by Han Ho April 28, 2009

butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

butchers dog by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

Buncher 

Humanoid carnivore that feeds on male human penis. Often seen playing the cooing pipe.

Look at that Buncher and her cooing pipe!

Buncher by MrSaije May 5, 2021

Bunches 

More than Alex

I love you bunches

Bunches by Bunches November 10, 2021

Punches in bunches

In combat sport, specially in MMA, is a term used by a play-by-play announcer (e.g. Mike Goldberg). It refers to a ring strategy of a fighter who likes to throw consecutive rapid fire punches at an opponent to overwhelm them. This eventually leads to a knockout or a TKO because the opponent is unable to fight back due to the amount of punches being thrown at them.

1. Mike Goldberg: They call it punches in bunches by Chuck Liddell...

2. Most of Mike "Quick" Swick's knockout are due to usage of punches in bunches. Ben Saunders anyone?

Punches in bunches by Cuautehmoc September 29, 2009

Buncher 

Buncher is a god-like creature with massive calves and the largest penis in the world. Bunchers body was used in the movie 300 and multiplied 300 times and the actors heads were added using modern movie magic. Buncher is capable of killing a man with the look of his eyes, but only if he feels like it.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen Buncher?

Guy 2: Yea, i heard he killed an elephant with his calves.

Guy 1: I also heard he had sex with a virgin and now her vagina looks like the sleeve of a wizard.

Buncher by asdhfaskljdfklajsdf December 20, 2007

Butchers dustbin 

A disgusting vagina

Lee has a butchers dustbin on his head

Butchers dustbin by Lee wankers who likes to bum gay goats June 27, 2003