a bummer

when your flannel falls into the jacuzzi and your high as fuck

thats a bummer now im wet

by robbin January 9, 2008

Kowa bummer

When ur dad dies or something tragic happens to someone

“My dad died” “kowa bummer”

by Bumblehumble May 2, 2022

bummer slummer

a person who slums in other people’s misery

Any tourist who goes to a third world country merely to live in luxury for cheap, while abject poverty and hunger exist all about them, is nothing but an unprincipled bummer slummer.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 8, 2014

front bummer

a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.

"wow dude, she just cut a wicked front bummer."

by atticlight86 February 10, 2013

Una Bummer

some one who likes a nice pink arse and balls with no hair on them (a paedophile).

hey lets batter the shit out of that una bummer for the school assembley

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

stealth bummer

a homosexual male who disguises his sexulaity in order to get ahead

-"Look at our old mate behind the bar with his bumchum. This was a great pub, no look at it - cocktails, no real ale - and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails"

-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."

-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp January 20, 2009

Penaldo Bummers

Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .

Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"

Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022

by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022