Try the buffet

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!

by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009

Bachelor Buffet

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.

"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."

by the beeb June 23, 2007

chinese buffet

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.

Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.

by David W February 8, 2005

international buffet

When a girl or guy has slept with people of all races
Black,white,latino,asian etc..You name it!

I went to the states, mexico, and hongkong and had a huge international buffet!

by annac06 May 20, 2008

bogie buffet

This is a term used to describe someone picking their nose and eating the bogies and or snot.

Alex: Hey steve look at Adam over there indulging in some bogie buffet......

by The Great Alfonso........ October 16, 2008

buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"

Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!

by Mama Geri March 14, 2006