buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!

you are hung like buffer

by jeffrey1234567 September 21, 2005

Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019

Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.

The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.

by Felini Digital February 3, 2021

Buffer

Taking a small break from fun activities

Feeling tired, let have a buffer session

by ssdian16 March 19, 2021

Buffer

To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).

You can't aim down the sights while you're jumping, so I usually buffer it for better accuracy.

by kiche35 July 29, 2021

Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009