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BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
by LoadHammer December 20, 2016
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Brutefull

Brutefull meaning, damaged from the bones to the roots of the ground!
Damn look at that person over there, they look so brutefull maybe we should go talk to them or something?
by irlbuni December 9, 2019
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Fachia Brute

An Italian word.....it means a brutal face, a VERY ugly person usally but not always used to describe a Very unattractive female.
A fachia brute is most always reserved for a person who is not easy on the eyes.

A fachia brute is ugly even to people with standards that aren't very discriminating.

A fachia brute would make you wanna play with yourself rather then have sex with them.
by thederby September 1, 2013
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Bryce hall

Let's start off with Bryce hall he got some smelly balls
by Saggy tiddies November 2, 2020
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et tu brute

And you, Brutus? It's what Julius Ceasar asked his boy Brutus before he was killed by Brutus.
Jules: Hey senator why you looking at me with them crazy eyes?

Senator: you have grown to powerful Ceasar!

Jules: veritas? Et tu brute?

Brutus: sorry B you gots ta go!
by Needweed December 29, 2015
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Brotein Shake

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
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Brotend

Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
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