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brunette

Brunettes are far sexier than blonds. They're usually classier and more fun to be around because they don't have to try to live up to the 'i'm a blond so i'm dumb' thing; they don't act ditzy or dumb their selves down.
man 1: man i had the worse time with my girlfriend last night
man 2: you mean katy the blond?
man 1: yes.
man 2: oh how
man 1: she kept acting dumb.
man 2: oh well you know ashleigh
man 1: the girl you like?
man 2: yup; she never acts dumb
man 1: well duh she's a brunette
by ZachlovesBrunettes December 28, 2009
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brunette

1. The best kind of woman.
2. The hottest woman.
3. The sexiest woman.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a brunette.
by Tito Ortiz's Fat Head September 18, 2009
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brunette

Blondes may have more fun, but at least brunettes can read.
by Brown_Haired_Beauty February 19, 2008
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brunette

A female that will generally be more attractive, more intelligent, more compassionate, more fun to be around, etc., that a blonde. Brunettes are sexier and more exotic than blondes, because brunettes are rarer. I think it's really sad that a lot of people (mostly blondes) think they're prettier, when pretty much every guy I know thinks brunettes are way hotter, because we are. This isn't arrogance. It's scientifically proven.
Guy #1: Whoa, check out that smoking brunette.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's really hot. And she's smart and funny, too. Man, I wish I could date a brunette. All blondes are stupid sluts and whores.
Guy #1: Yeah, man.
by MontanaLuv<3babygrl January 16, 2008
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brunettes

better than blondes... smarter and nicer, too. All blondes do is walk around saying, "like, omigod, I'm so totally cool!" When they're really not. I'm a Brunette and I happen to be smart and proud of my hair. and just because you're a blonde DOES NOT mean you have more fun.
look at that dumb blonde... brunettes have WAY more fun!!!
by SLK May 23, 2004
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brunette

1. me!
2. an attractive male or female with brown hair who is intelligent and has wayyyy more fun than a blonde
1. wow vanessa, your one hott brunette!
2. that brunette ova there is a studd!!
by Vanessa <3 March 18, 2004
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brunette

What ALL (adult) celebrities naturally are- fact!
Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, all the Spice Girls, etc, could go on forever.

Even all the "blonde" guy celebrities are naturally brunette (though guy are commonly called brunet). Jesse McCartney, Aaron Carter, those two kids from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc.

However, note that many kids have blonde hair that darkens with age. The Olsen twins naturally had blonde hair at one point.
by sorrysauce August 3, 2007
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