Brumped

The act of a male dumping another male friend or acquaintance. Hence, Bro-dumped. Sometimes being brumped can lead to irrational thoughts or acting in a stalker-like manner. The song Niki FM by Hawthorne Heights is an example of a tragic child who was Brumped by his Bestie with Testies.

Dude I had the shittiest night, I was brumped by my whole fraternity for Sleeping with Syphilis Sally.

by Norske1986 April 22, 2011

Brumfield

When you try your best to take somebody’s job but end up losing yours

I tried to Brumfield him but it didn’t work I got fired

by Ryan brumfield September 4, 2020

Brumpie

brumpie - the act of a person receiving fellatio on the toilet whilst emptying his bowel. Although gender permutations are prossible, a female receiver makes the act exponentially more difficult.

"Peter was having difficulty flushing his bowel, Lillian kindly obliged by brumping the shit out of him"

"Hey kids, brumpies are on me tonight"

by Smilli October 22, 2008

brumple scruff

the patch of hair on your lower back, located just above the butt crack.

look at nick's brumple scruff. it's so thick!

by abadabado July 12, 2010

brumph

When you fart while in a tub of water

Dude i was down stairs and i heard your brumph , settle down turbo !

by Big donker January 24, 2021

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 13, 2016

Brumpet

To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See fart or flatulence.

Emiliano: "Do you want to hear me play my brumpet?"

by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009