ITCHY BROWN EYE

after you've been done in the bum bum

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.

Shouldn't need an example.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when the butthole itches after the first time after anal sex. It itches with vigor, yet hurts to touch it.

Anna winced in pain as she used a back scratcher for it was far worse than any poison ivy.

by second base October 21, 2003

ITCHY BROWN EYE

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.

>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

by truk213 April 30, 2008

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

i just know its brown

opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown

Friend 1: She ugly as fuck lookin like dobby ass ho
Friend 2: i just know its brown

by theguyshetoldyounottoworryabou March 20, 2023