When a man grabs the underside of his nut sack and his penis in one hand like a bouquet of flowers and gives it to a woman. (Also known as a bouquet of flowers.)
Joe shoved a bouquet of roses in Jen's face. She was so excited by the gift that she gave Joe a rusty trombone.
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The unsightly, ultimate fax-paux of wearing jeans tucked into boots (even worse when they are rainbow-colored cowboy boots). They look ridiculous and make the ass enormous.
That girl needs to get a clue! As if her boots weren't enough of a fashion nightmare, she's got an ass bouquet, too! Someone needs to tell WT to unleash her jeans and let them out on top to breathe!
by motorboat #2 December 26, 2008
Get the Ass bouquet mug.A bouquet one makes at home by gathering snippets of tree branches in bloom, wild vines,and blooming bushes in the beginning of spring.
Jordan and I went out this morning and picked an Indian bouquet to take to his teacher to welcome her back after the week long spring break.
by Liz McKinney March 14, 2007
Get the Indian bouquet mug.The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.
by Thrillah November 9, 2012
Get the Bouquet mug.an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.
So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."
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