2 definitions by E-Diddy
An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s
“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”
by E-Diddy July 17, 2023
When a man grabs the underside of his nut sack and his penis in one hand like a bouquet of flowers and gives it to a woman. (Also known as a bouquet of flowers.)
Joe shoved a bouquet of roses in Jen's face. She was so excited by the gift that she gave Joe a rusty trombone.
by E-Diddy May 9, 2004